date:Monday, May 14, 2007
time:7:41 PM
title:
My blogger homepage looks fucking retarded. I don't know why.
So anyways, I haven't updated my blog for a really really long time.
I was suppose to blog about birds on last last Friday. I promised Crystal you see.
So 2 weeks ago. Daryl and I were heading home from Hougang. We took 109 and we sat right at the back on the left side. There were birds chirping and making lots of irritating chippy noises during the bus journey. I found it irritating and started complaining to him about the birds.
Later I realised, the man sitting on the right, at the corner (beside us) has a bird cage placed in between his legs. (Oh fuck, sounds sick, but yeah, EH! I'm not talking about his dick okay. Sickos)
SO ANYWAYS, there were birds in the bird cage la, obviously. If not where was the chirping coming from?
At first, I thought the birds were trapped somewhere on the bus (pretty impossible right?) and so, the funniest part was. Every one seated in front of us kept turning back wondering where the chirping was coming from.
Picture this,
This guy, geeeeeeeky guy. Seated in front of the old man with the bird cage, kept looking at the ground, whenever a sound was made, he turned back and he frowned as if he was some bird hunter detecting for birds. The best part was, he got frustrated with the birds and he changed his seat!
We both couldn't stop laughing.
Today, I was really pissed with this sleeping woman beside me. Why? because, I was fed up and she kept leaning on me. You know, whenever you fall asleep in the bus you tend to sway from side to side as the bus move and when you feel like your heads falling off way too much to one side your muscle contracts and you go back to your normal position and it repeats whenever you really fall asleep. So yeah, she fell asleep. The bus was so fucking crowded and I wasn't even comfortable as my legs were squashed against the seat infront of me.
If you take 53 back to Pasir Ris from the Airport, you'll know the route I'm talking about. It hits the highway and as her body refrained from leaning against mine, we came to this bump across the highway and she totally jumped out of her seat. Funnnnny! She got a shock and she held a bag so tightly! HAHAHAHAHA! I wanted to laugh but, I couldn't because people will think I'm some mad KC girl. She never learnt her lesson you know! She still went back to sleep. -.-
< Emptiness has darkened my eyes
as I hopelessly beg for my life to end.. >
Labels: Birds and Sleepy woman
